Cockness Monster Mini Dildo Key Chain
This green Cockiness Monster inspired by the Lochness monster has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks key chains! Show off that you're into fantasy role play, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rear view mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, terephthalate, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
At twilight, the sun hits the water just right. You're boating out on the water and know you should return, but the way the water glitters as the sun sets is too beautiful, and you've stayed out later than you should. You know these waters, there aren't supposed to be mysteries or surprises, but a strange fog has rolled in and the mists hang heavy and low over the water's surface. You see a ripple in the water and the hair on the back of your neck stands up. Something bumps the bottom of your boat and rocks it so you nearly fall over. Panicked, you grab the oars and begin to paddle back to shore. It's too late! Another bump and you've fallen into the water! As you gasp for breath, your arms and legs thrashing to keep your head above water, something wraps around you! Instead of drowning you, a head lifts out of the water and looks you right in the eye. Your heartbeat speeds up, and you stop breathing, terrified. It holds you right above the water, but then the head disappears, and you look around, frightened and confused, wondering where it went. Then suddenly you feel teeth ripping at your clothing, and before you can stop it, you're being penetrated! You want to stop it, but every ridge and bump shocks your body with waves of pleasure!
Measurements: Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.65 inches x 1.5 inches
Materials: Silicone, metal
Color: Green
Note: For novelty use only.